7 edition of Little Book of Hard Bastard Jokes found in the catalog.
October 2003 by John Blake Publishing, Limited .
Written in English
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|Number of Pages||128|
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Yet behind the tough exterior there lies a genuine sense of humor, and here, for the first time, these men tell their favorite jokes. Read "The Little Book of Hard Bastard Jokes" by Kate Kray available from Rakuten Kobo.
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what is a bitch and a bastard?" Mom says "Well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen." Later Billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!" So Billy goes to his mom and says "Mom.
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“Set up everybody in the place!” he shouts. The bartender ly, a little man jumps out of the guy’s pocket, runs down the bar, and kicks all of the drinks, smokes. This raunchy little collection of smutty jokes serves up obscene amounts of fodder for every tasteless occasion.
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As the man behind some of Britain's funniest TV shows, Harry Thompson has always written great jokes. Now he tells them about the lung cancer. We compiled of the very best jokes from our mega-popular Jokes for Kids page to make this free, printable book: Jokes for Kids: Family-Friendly Riddles, Puns, and Knee-Slappers for You to Share.
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The pictures exhibit some of the excellent artwork created in the Youth Project. Some include paintings and drawings and others include small models and sculptures. The jokes were written by young people aged from ten to nineteen.
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The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the donkey's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the donkey.
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He says "Yes I need to buy a file". Knowing very little about tools she says "Any particular kind?" He says "Yes give me a flat bastard." She becomes upset and tells him "I'll have you know I'm a lady and I will not tolerate language such as that." He finds the correct file and shows her the label that it is in fact a Flat Bastard.
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Plenty of jokes, too. Get this from a library! The little book of big bad jokes. [Marion Meade; Chris Cummings] -- A collection of sixty-four new and old jokes.r/Jokes: The funniest sub on reddit.
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